UPPER DECKERS (2011)
A double parody of Queen's "Under Pressure" and Vanilla Ice's "Ice Ice Baby"
Performed by Tony Mason
Submitted to the Dave, Shelley & Chainsaw Show (DSC), San Diego
Winner — 2011 DSC Jingle Contest
Prize: 3-day trip for 2 to Hard Rock Calling, England ($5,000 value)


--- VANILLA ICE SECTION ---
    ("Ice Ice Baby" → "Plop Plop Baby")

Alright, stop. Drop trow and listen
I am on an unholy mission.
So bad, gonna pop the lid open
Make a grunt sculpture with a brown rope.
I go by the name of MC Squatter,
Leaving my presence underwater.
Taking my time, I ain't gonna rush it.
Gonna be a problem when they flush it.

Plop plop baby! Plop plop baby!

--- QUEEN SECTION ---
    ("Under Pressure" → "Upper Deckers")

I'm in terror of opening the top of the tank.
Looks like hot chocolate but smells really rank.
Flush it down! No! It's still brown, yo.
What is wrong with you people?
I'm gonna be sick.

Upper deckers.
(Dabba dabba da)
Upper deckers.


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Lyrics transcribed by Kit (Tomoko Kitoki) — April 11, 2026
Vocals isolated with Demucs, transcribed with OpenAI Whisper
Corrected and annotated by Tony Mason