"None Of The Above - It Sucks - 13 - Secret Message" - Tony Mason (1994)
From the album "It Sucks"

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[Spoken/Improvised]

Neither a pretzel or a pizza, tortilla or a fish stick
There are many things I eat and I already ate before
And some things I never ate, I never had
Neither a pretzel or a pizza, tortilla or a fish stick

I'm just supposed to say, are you recording now? Honey?
Honey, are you recording?
Well, looks like there's about a good ten minutes left on the tape

Okay, life at the Mason House
We watch TV and watch The Simpsons and play video games
Torment the cat, play more video games

I'm just making this up before my mom gets home
And she's going to think that I have gained some weight

Tasha come here. Come here.
You can be on the album. Come here.
Come here on the album. Come here. Come here. Come here.
You're a very named cat. Come here. Come here.

My cat is lame. My cat is lame.