"None Of The Above - It Sucks - 12 - Booger" - Tony Mason (1994)
From the album "It Sucks"

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[Green Day Parody - Improvised]

I'm feeling like a piece of lint in the belly button of the world
I've finally found my place in humanity
Feel like a sack of shit that's been in a frying pan
It smells like shit cause that's just what it is

I would try to kill myself but I'd probably fuck it up
I'd wind up in a hospital with an ugly nurse

I just want to kill myself so I can say that I finally did
And then I'd laugh cause I'd never laugh no more

Now I might just kinda down, maybe even a bit depressed
But you probably can't understand me anyway

Cause I'm just making this up before my wife gets home
But she's going to think that I am gone insane

I just want to kill myself but I'd probably fuck it up
I'd wind up in a hospital with the ugliest nurse you ever saw

You gotta find out for yourself
If I mean the things I say
Or if I'm just the sack of shit that I referred to

I would try to kill myself but I'd probably fuck it up
I'd wind up in a hospital with the ugliest nurse you ever saw

I just want to kill myself so I can say that I'm finally dead
And then I laugh cause I didn't have to laugh no more

[Spoken]
Oh man... that was painful

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Lyrics transcribed by AI (Whisper) - Feb 1, 2026