"None Of The Above - It Sucks - 11 - Stop That" - Tony Mason (1994)
From the album "It Sucks"

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Stop, stop, stop pulling out my hair
Stop dragging me down the street while tied barefoot to the back of the car
Stop that, stop shoving toothpicks into my ears with a hammer
Stop that, stop taping my tongue to the electrical outlet
And wrapping me up in aluminum foil

Stop pushing me off the edge of a cliff so I can plummet to the ground below
Stop feeding me sand till my mouth is dry and then kicking me in the knees
Stop rubbing my nose in your stucco ceiling, stop sticking my hand in the fan
Stop setting every single body hair on fire, one hair at a time

Stop biting on my neck every time I'm driving down the freeway
Stop breaking down the door of my house and stealing everything I own

Stop that, stop that
Stop looking at me that way and please stop letting your dog pee on my legs
Stop filling my nasal canal with silly string
And please stop singing along!

Stop making me dance on a piece of glass that's taped to the heel of my foot
Stop calling me every 15 seconds at 3:44 AM
Stop sucking my soul out through a straw with a ninth level magical spell
Stop telling me that I'm gonna go to heaven when I know I'm gonna go to hell

Stop saying those terrible things
Stop picturing them in your mind
Stop doing those stupid chords
Stop pounding on the keyboard

Go Tasha!  Go Tasha!
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Lyrics transcribed by AI (Whisper) - Feb 1, 2026