"None Of The Above - It Sucks - 07 - I May Already Be A Winner" - Tony Mason (1994)
From the album "It Sucks"

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I don't need to go to work no more
I may already be a winner
I don't even need to pay the rent
I may already be a winner
I don't have to drive 55
I may already be a winner
I don't have to put up with your crap
I may already be a winner

Ed told me I was in phase 3 (a very select group of people)
And though I don't recall ever sending it in
I'm not gonna turn it down

Cause I'm rich now! Doing what I please!
I may already be a winner
I can get out of bed at 2 PM
I may already be a winner
I can buy a million Reese's Peanut Butter Cups
I may already be a winner
And I can get a new car each and every day
I may already be a winner

Ed promised to send me all the forms to collect my easy millions
All I gotta do is paste the gold star and wait for my check to arrive

Yeah!

I don't have to get the damn phone no more
I may already be a winner
And I can pay someone else to wipe my ass
I may already be a winner
I got millions coming to me and it's on its way
I may already be a winner
So I can get someone else to think up this stuff
I may already be a winner