"None Of The Above - It Sucks - 05 - Medley" - Tony Mason (1994)
From the album "It Sucks"

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[Killer Bee]
I was attacked by a killer B while I was on the way home from work
It's an incredibly boring job but I'm digressing
It was laying prone on the sidewalk and I thought that it was dead
But suddenly it started moving and it was flying towards my neck
A duck just flew past me with an angry roaring buzz
It was then I realized my predicament so I turned to run away

[Porch Philosophy]
Back on the porch of your apartment I pondered why we all were here
Is this some cosmic game of risk?
Or some strange accident resulting from a spill?

[Fingernails]
If we just ripped off all our fingernails
No more 8 inch hang nails ripping out our skin

[Mr. I Miss Her]
Mr. Mister Mr. I just missed her by of a fraction of a second
Mr. I always miss her, she existed here once upon a bottle
Mr. I should have kissed her, I should have done it while I had the chance
But I mistook her for but my sister
Mr. Mister, gonna miss her once again

[Don't Make Me Go]
I don't wanna go
Please don't make me go
You made me go before
Once was enough 
don't make me go no more

[The Guy Who Would Not Shut Up (Fuck you, Rush Limbaugh)]
He was the guy who would not shut up
No matter what we did
He would talk for hours and hours about orange juice
Or something equally inane
The fat guy would not shut up
So we locked him in the trunk of his car
Hoping this would solve the problem
But we could still hear him anyway

[Plastic]
Everybody wants some plastic for their personal collections
Plastic things for plastic people, plastic money in a plastic bank
Plastic girls for plastic guys, plastic things from plastic kids
Plastic words from plastic sentences, plastic paper from plastic news
Plastic sponges from plastic cars, plastic photos for plastic worlds

[She's A Sponge]
She's a sponge, she's a sponge
Sponge, she sucks me up
She's a sponge, she wrings me out

[Lint]
I'm feeling like a piece of lint
In the belly button of the world
I finally learned my place in humanity

I'm feeling like a piece of lint
In the belly button of the world
I'm feeling like a roll of paper
Hanging from a roll on the wall

I'm feeling like a bug
Drawing near an incandescent light
I feel like a piece of crap
Dropped on a brand new car
I finally know my place

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Lyrics transcribed by AI (Whisper) - Feb 1, 2026