"None Of The Above - It Sucks - 02 - 9 Inch Claws" - Tony Mason (1994)
From the album "It Sucks"

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You make me have to feed you
And then you lick my face too
I always have to chase you
You never let me sleep

Feed me
I've got to clean the litter box
Pet me
It's got an awful smell
Play with me
Why can't you go to work for me
Help me get this cat off the shelf

I'm getting sick of all the animals
I have to groom them on the backside
I want to spay you like an animal
My brand new carpet is gone
Why can't you go walk yourself

You can't have this bowl of ice cream
You can't eat my socks or my shoes
You can't make me clean up your mess
You can't just go fleek home yourself

Groom me
You tore up the screen door
Clean me
It's your shit I can smell
Play with me
You make me sneeze
Why don't you go bug someone else

I'm getting sick of all the animals
I got to feed them tender vittles
I want to walk you like an animal
My whole existence revolves around your every need

[Spoken]
Honey, it's your turn to clean up after pooky
Oh, I did it yesterday
My cat Tasha has destroyed the couch
Mommy, what are those dogs doing?
It's okay that you chewed up my shoes, I didn't need them
And I didn't want to eat that either
Little mittens peepeed on the bed
Mom - the dog ate the mailman again

Stop! jesus

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Lyrics transcribed by AI (Whisper) - Feb 1, 2026