"None Of The Above - Mommy's Got A Migraine - 14 - Depressing Song" - Tony Mason (1993)
From the album "Mommy's Got A Migraine"

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Everyone is dying slowly every day
Every day is one step closer to the end
It's the one thing in your life that you can be certain of
There's nothing you can do to stop it coming

It's death, death, the end of the road
Game over, fini, time to throw in the towel
Kick the bucket, croak, gonna feed the worms
Time to keel over and die

Now it may sound kinda mean to put it that way
But your time is coming soon any day
Why do you even bother with the delay?
You gotta kick it off someday anyway

It's death, death, the end of the road
Game over, fini, time to throw in the towel
Kick the bucket, croak, gonna feed the worms
Time to keel over and die

DIE.

(the sound of the acoustic guitar being destroyed)