"None Of The Above - Mommy's Got A Migraine - 11 - Showoff Solo" - Tony Mason (1993)
From the album "Mommy's Got A Migraine"

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[Spoken]
Fake Musician with a brand new computer
Gonna show you how this is done
Now listen up!
I'm a show off!
And now I'm gonna have some fun
I could play this with a blindfold over my eyes
And I could play it with my left big toe
I could play it while sitting down in the bathroom
Check it out! Here we go!

Let me do a little solo...

[INSANE KEYBOARD SOLO]

Left hand!

[Solo continues]

No hands!

[Solo continues]

Now aren't you impressed?  Did it all myself!  Do you want to hear it all again?
(crowd:  no....)
Oh, come on, it was nothing
Let me show it to you all again
(crowd:  NO!!!!!)
Well fine then
I don't need you
I don't need anything at all
Except this here computer that's running the show
And now it's telling me that it's time to go
See you later!

[Spoken outro over MORE keyboard solo]
"behind my back!"
"eyes closed!"
"yes I am!"