"None Of The Above - Mommy's Got A Migraine - 06 - Mommy's Got A Migraine" - Tony Mason (1993)
From the album "Mommy's Got A Migraine"

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Mommy's got a migraine
A pounding in her brain
It's driving her insane
It's driving her nuts
She's gonna get a shotgun
And blow you away
Step on your body
Have a nice day

You saw her on the freeway
And you cut her off
So she rammed your rear bumper
Which caused you to wreck
She's not making dinner
Not anymore
She'll punch you in the stomach
And you'll fall to the floor

She's got a migraine
She's got a migraine
She's got a migraine
She's got a migraine

She took a hammer
To the stereo
When you didn't turn it down
Glass was flying all around
When you started flipping channels
She got that look in her eye
Broke the remote in half
And she told you why

She took 25 aspirin
Yes all at once
Which didn't touch the migraine
So she hates your guts
You never even noticed
The chainsaw in her hands
Until it started revving
And she made her demands

I've got a migraine
So go away
I've got a migraine
So go away
I've got a migraine

(gurgling noises)