"None Of The Above - Mommy's Got A Migraine - 05 - White Guy" - Tony Mason (1993)
From the album "Mommy's Got A Migraine"

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Sometimes I wish I was darker
Sometimes I wish I had a drop of funk in my blood
But I'm a white guy
Sometimes I wish I could dance
Not ending up looking like an ostrich
Sometimes I wish I could bust a rhyme
Without my tongue tripping on itself
Cause I'm a white guy

I've got no soul
I've got a two inch vertical leap
The agility of a troll
I'm a white guy
I'm not James Brown
I lack the fundamental qualities
For cold getting down

Yes, I'm a white guy.....
With nothing... to say.

I'm a white guy
I've got no soul
I'll never touch the net
But at least I can bowl

I'm a white boy
I'm not Ice-T
I'll get back into disco
And let my soul go free