"None Of The Above - Mommy's Got A Migraine - 04 - Barney's On Fire" - Tony Mason (1993)
From the album "Mommy's Got A Migraine"

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It happened one day in the studio
Dancing around in a do-si-do
The purple monstrosity was waving his arms
We were falling victim to his evil charms
He brushed against the candle and he started to smoke
And now we're all laughing at the dinosaur joke

Oh boy, Barney's on fire
It's what we've always desired
We'll watch the flames get higher
Just don't try to put him out

Purple fur was flying, ashes everywhere
And all of the kids just continued to stare
The guy inside the suit, he started to yell
We probably should have helped him but what the hell
He threw himself violently against the wall (thump)
He fell to his knees and he tried to crawl away

Oh boy, Barney's on fire
This is our secret desire
We'll help the flames burn brighter
But don't you try to put him out

Purple flue was flying, ashes everywhere

Oh boy, Barney's on fire
This is what we've always desired
Won't you help us fan the flames higher
You better not try to put him out

Barney's no longer ignited
We're feeling somewhat slighted
He's laying in a heap on the floor
We're poking with a stick
Cause we had to be sure he was dead