"None Of The Above - Mommy's Got A Migraine - 03 - Bored_CNN Junkie" - Tony Mason (1993)
From the album "Mommy's Got A Migraine"

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[BORED]
Please oh lord, I'm so bored, my brain is oozing out my ears
Been sittin' doin' nothin' for close to an hour
And now I'm gettin' close to tears
I watched every rerun of the Brady Bunch a hundred times before
It's a stupid episode where a vase gets smashed
In a thousand pieces on the floor

Please oh lord, I'm so bored, I'm staring into empty space
I called the time lady and we talked for an hour
And I'd really love to lick her face
I watched every rerun of Star Trek a million times before
It's a stupid episode where a Troi gets pregnant
From a funky alien spore

Bored, bored, bored, bored, bored

Please oh lord, I'm so damn bored, that I'm falling asleep right now
I should get off my ass and do something constructive
But I don't think that I know how
I watched every rerun of House of Style but I had to switch it off
It was making me ill so I grabbed the remote
And I turned it to CNN

Bored, bored, bored, bored, bored, bored

[CNN JUNKIE]
Houses are burning, people are dying, and the Mavericks lost again
Planes are crashing, boats are sinking, bell-bottoms are out this year
Wars are starting, madmen lurking, Madonna's just dyed her hair
Earth is quaking, buildings shaking, and the president picked his nose

CNN junkie, CNN junkie, CNN junkie
Look at me, I'm addicted to TV
Never stop watching all day long
Can't decide what's right or wrong

Economy shambles, President rambles, Elvis was born today
Russia's stalking, unemployed walking, Jim and Tammy Faye
Deadlocked jury, snowstorm flurries, 50 foot pizza pie
Shopping mall murder, shouldn't watch further
Lord knows I'm gonna try

CNN junkie, CNN junkie, CNN junkie
Look at me, I'm addicted to TV
Never stop watching all day long
Can't decide what's right or wrong

[NEWS SAMPLE]
The Atlantic Monthly is reporting organized crime in Russia has been
systematically seeking control of the country's 15,000 nuclear warheads
in an attempt to hijack the state...

CNN junkie, CNN junkie, CNN junkie
Brain is sponge, Bobby Batisda dressed in grunge
Never stop watching all day long
Where'd I find time to do this song

CNN junkie, look at me, I'm addicted to TV
I never stop watching all day long
Can't decide what's right or wrong no!