"None Of The Above - Mommy's Got A Migraine - 02 - Taking Out The Trash" - Tony Mason (1993)
From the album "Mommy's Got A Migraine"

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I'm taking out the trash, I'm gonna dump it on the ground
No one was specific on where they said to take it
So I'm spreading it all around
I dump it here and I dump it there, I don't really care
I dump it out in front of the house and in my neighbor's favorite chair

I'm taking out the trash, I'm as happy as can be
If I gotta do it, I'm gonna do it my way
This is what you get for interrupting my day

I'm taking out the trash, banana peels and paper scraps
Kool-aid wrappers, a can of grease and all sorts of useless crap
I guess I'm not environmentally conscientious but I don't really care
Lock your doors if you see me coming to give you your fair share of the trash