"None Of The Above - Tomatoe Potatoe - Anyone Can Rap" - Tony Mason (1992)
From the album "Tomatoe Potatoe"

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Dan: 
Well just when you thought you knew the whole scene
Along comes a crew with a beat that's mean
We're out to make music that's our goal you see
With Elric, and Pace, and Rocker that's me
Well every day we turn on the radio
but most of that stuff's just gotta go
we're getting really sick of all of that crap
so we're setting out to prove that anyone can rap 

Get your rythym and your music and your claps in time
then add a couple words make sure they rhyme
It's really quite easy as you will find
you don't even need to use your mind
get into the rhythm hear the funky beat
start snapping your fingers and tapping your feet
you'll start to sing and you'll start to clap
and you'll soon find out that anyone can rap with Brad

Brad:
My name is Brad and I'm out the prove
Rap music will put you in the mood
We know rap music is in demand
So me and my friends started up a band
Rap music is simple as you will see
We "rock the mic" like DMC
It's not hard to sing, it's not hard to play
we wrote this song in just one day

None of the above has what it takes
We sing all our songs with no mistakes
There is one fact we know is true
If we can rap you can do it too
Just tap your fingers and you will see
That music doesn't take that much ability
If you're still not convinced that rappin is a snap 
Here's Tony on the mic to prove anyone can rap

Tony:
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My name is Elric as you might now
and now it's my turn to steal the show
you see that makin a rap it ain't hard to do
it's like riding a bike or tying your shoe
We can take the beat, we blow your mind 
and we'll still be around to do it one more time
so if you think that rapping is a snap
you're totally right cause anyone can rap
kill it

Anyone can rap
Anyone can rap