"None Of The Above - Tomatoe Potatoe - Secret Message 1" - Tony Mason (1992)
From the album "Tomatoe Potatoe"

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This is the secret message at the end of the first side
cause I don't have a song that will fit
dammit
this probably sounds really stupid
because I'm doing this into the earphones  (note: recorded using the earphones AS a microphone)
As I'm mixing this thing down
Not to mention the tape is on the wrong speed
But let me tell you my life story
It all began many, many, MANY years ago