"None Of The Above - Tomatoe Potatoe - Birthday Party" - Tony Mason (1992)
From the album "Tomatoe Potatoe"

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Complete and total chaos
Erupting Everywhere 
Many screaming voices fill the air 
A pointless ceremony 
A hideous annual crime 
I do anything To avoid it all this time 
Won't somebody save me? 
I don't wanna go to the birthday party