"None Of The Above - Tomatoe Potatoe - Dr. Grumpus" - Tony Mason (1992)
From the album "Tomatoe Potatoe"

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[SPOKEN WORD]
Dr. Russell: Hello! You're on the air!  Shut up and talk to me! 

Suzanne:  Hi, my name is Suzanne and I'm from Madison. 

Dr. Russell: Yeah? What do you want? 

Suzanne:  heh!  Is it possible to become pregnant when you're, when you're sexually active with someone? 

Dr. Russell: Of course dammit! Sex is evil! Stop it! 

*click*

Dr. Russell: Hello? You're on the air! Speak to me! Speak to me! 

Wendy: Hello, my name's Wendy and I'm from Rochester, New York. 

Dr. Russell: I didn't ask you what your name was. I just want everyone to shut up and talk to me. 

Wendy: Okay, I have a question. 

Dr. Russell: Okay! Go ahead! 

Wendy: Um I've been dating this guy, I don't know, maybe a month, a month and a half, and um he's a little bit older than I am. 

Dr. Russell: So what if he's older? What does he look like naked? 

[SUNG]
But deep down inside, he's a really nice guy. 
You might even like him if you give him a try. 
It makes no difference if you ask him why. 
Grump to Grumpity Grump to Grumpity Grump to Grumpity Grump to Grumpity Grump. 

[SPOKEN WORD]
Dr. Russell: Hello! Good morning! You're all idiots. This is Dr. Russell. Come on, come on!   Hello! You're on the air! 

Brenda: This is Brenda from Michigan. 

Dr. Russell: So what? Shut up and talk, you pig.

Brenda: Um... I was calling. I've talked to a lot of people but um I can't seem to get too much pleasure out of sex. 

Dr. Russell: It's because you're fat. Loose some weight. Call me back, and I'll give you satisfaction, baby. See you later, tubby. 

*click*

Dr. Russell: You're on the air. 

Tina : Hello, Dr. This is Tina from Michigan. 

Dr. Russell: I hate Michigan. I told you that. Stop it.  

Tina: Um.

[SUNG]
Well Deep down inside, he's a really nice guy. 
You might even like him if you give him a try. 
It makes no difference if you ask him why. 
Grump to Grumpity Grump to Grumpity Grump to Grumpity Grump to Grumpity Grump. 

You were all alone in the world until you found him. 
Now you found him and he's your friend. Your special friend. 

[SPOKEN WORD]
Dr. Russell: Idiot!  Hi, this is ask doctor Russell. And I'm Dr. Russell. Shut up and talk to me. I'm old and I look great, naked. What's wrong with being naked? Stop it! 

[SUNG]
Well deep down inside, he's a really nice guy. 
You might even like him if you give him a try. 
It makes no difference if you ask him why. 
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