"None Of The Above - Tomatoe Potatoe - Bad Idea" - Tony Mason (1992)
From the album "Tomatoe Potatoe"

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Ketchup And Chocolate 
Toothpaste And an Orange 
Flosing your teeth 
With a guitar string 
It's a bad idea 
It's a bad idea 

Fishing At SeaWorld 
Bowling With a brick 
Lace And Velcro 
It's a bad idea 
It's a bad idea 

Chopsticks And Slurpees 
Ice Cream On your steak 
Washing your car 
With an SOS pad 
It's a bad idea 
It's a bad idea 

Klingons And Barney (Barney has no honor!)
Cigarettes And Treadmills
Taking a bath With a toaster 
It's a bad idea 
It's a bad idea 

Blowing your nose 
With sandpaper 
Bungee jumping With paper clips 
When you told Bruce Lee 
That you'd kick his ass 
It was a bad idea 
It's a bad idea!